Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
*high pitched screaming*
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]
*seductive whisper* omlette du fromage
*ohio catches on fire*
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Oh, so when a fox does it, the picture gets 3,500 notes, but when I do it, it’s “disrespectful" and "illegal.”
"Be careful makin’ wishes in the dark- dark"
Alright, I’m done raging, thus done with this for the foreseeable future.
I guess this gives a bit of hint into my Cecil and Kevin headcanon.
Got the opposites going: White eyes vs black eyes, pale vs tan (they seem to have radio shows at opposite times of the day?), Night Vale’s purple vs Desert Bluffs’ yellow. Both towns share the charcoal and white colors, so they both get charcoal vests and the same white tie (One of them mentioned their ties being the same in episode 19a/19b). Why white hair? Iunno.
I like the third eye for both of them in the shape of their respective towns’ eye symbol, but I like em more as abilities/spectres rather than actual eyes in their foreheads.
I really want a showdown on air between them. Really reeeeaaallllyyyyy want it.
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.